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Bikini Injuries
by Tom E Leftwich → (All Poetry by Tom E Leftwich)
Saturday, March 20, 2021    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Sometimes the real truth is hard to come by, especially if you’re reading my stuff.



Bikini Injuries

You all know your swimsuits, There’s some that’s teeny weenie,
There’s a number easily recognized , it’s called the Bikini,

The reason that it is so small might really quite surprise you,
It comes from testing A-bombs done in World War 2,

Used the island of Bikini , and blew it all to hell,
There was so little of it left, results were hard to tell,

With definite loss of cover and severe concealment thinning ,
And so the suit Bikini, this may be it’s beginning,

You may not approve , of all the colors size or fit,
But check out all the beauty of the girl that’s wearing it,

Me , I’m not “ SEE” minded, but I like out of doors,
Many injuries have occurred on those sandy shores,

Most involve the way you walk, sideways some, I’ve seen it,
Not by watching where you step but watching a Bikini !!

© 2021 Tom Leftwich

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Reviewed by Kalikiano Kalei
Reviewed on April 11, 2021
Actually, I've never been a big fan of 'bikini' swimsuits on the erstwwhile 'better half'. I mean, it's not like what's under those teeny, tiny little triangles of fabric is unimaginable terra incognita, after all! My idea of a sexy swimsuit on a well-built wombin (sic) is a nice, snug one-piece tank-suit. As an artsy-schmartzy aesthete, I've always felt that 'artful concealment' enhances the imagination, which is, after all, that mysterious force at the core of allure and sexual attraction. Thus, the 'suggestion' of what's under that fabric is far more erotic and enticing than displaying the goods to an excessive extent (e.g. with a bikini that leaves NOTHING to the imagination). What you see you may get, but what you imagine you'll get usually typically far outstrips (no pun intended) that which is more easily visually accessed. That's my story and I'm a-stickin' to it!

As for the Bikini Atoll nuke tests, as the AEC never put it, "A-toll you once, a-toll you a thousand megatimes, we shoulda left fission to the piscatorial specialists!" :) [Sorry! Didn't mean to add to the con-fusion!]

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 21, 2021
Instinctively, beautiful young women know that wearing as little as possible is attractive to men. On the other hand, it's not the handsome young man that care, but the old, bug eyed coots that can't keep their eyeballs on where they're walking and trip over a grain of sand to a unfortunate sand related injury they never recover from.

You can replace a hip, but that will make you a young hippie!

Ron


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