It really wasn't her fault, there wouldn't have been a wreck if that car was on Petrol.

Daughter at the Wheel

She’s charged with reckless driving or maybe DUI,
The test were not conclusive, but doctors don’t know why,

She hit a parked police car and damaged it a lot,
The thing that’s really crazy she was in our parking lot,

And you’re sueing this department for it parked out there,
Sir I hate to tell you , this parking lot is where,

All off duty cars are stationed in their proper space,
It’s at the precinct station , you’ve maybe seen our place,

Your daughter made a U turn out there on the street,
And blasted thru our driveway, our flag pole to greet,

Then bounced across our pretty lawn. I wish I hadn’t seen it,
Burning rubber through the grass, we’ll never ever clean it,

“It couldn’t a been my daughter’s fault, the charges are absurd,
Cause I was on the ephone texting her when the wreck occurred !!”