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The Titanic
by Tom E Leftwich → (All Poetry by Tom E Leftwich)
Sunday, April 11, 2021    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Consider this.



The Titanic

My Grand pa was a man of great compassion,
It really came to life in his usual fashion,

He shouted his alarm when the Titanic sunk,
He saw the iceberg coming he really wasn’t drunk ,

His alarm and warnings were so loud and then,
He was on his feet a screaming with the water coming in,

I always knew my Grand Pa would be fighting back,
But I turned off the DVD before he had a heart attack!


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 Reviews of "The Titanic"
Reviewed by William Munsell
Reviewed on April 12, 2021
Another one of your classics.

Reviewed on April 12, 2021
I'm glad you turned it off! Holy moly!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 12, 2021
Your grandpa was quite a sailor! And a movie lover, living the movie.

But that last line jerked a laugh out of me, truly placing it in the category of humor. And not in the category of tumor or tremor, in the case of your grandfather. By the way, just a useful character for your poem rather than your "real" grandpa.

My real one used to say out loud, "Judas Priest!" So as not to offend the guy that was going to receive him soon.

Ron


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