My thought exactly. Only you wrote the poem first! In a world of gangs and bullies that I grew up in my grade school days, running was my way of keeping out of fights and keeping my teeth, bones and other parts of my body intact to grow up without scars or knife wounds.
So when I started to see this trend in attire, the first thing that I thought I was, if they had to run, purse snatching or otherwise, they couldn't. But holding a pistol sideways at close range probably stopped most need for running although it was a very poor way of aiming a pistol if you meant business with it.
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
So when I started to see this trend in attire, the first thing that I thought I was, if they had to run, purse snatching or otherwise, they couldn't. But holding a pistol sideways at close range probably stopped most need for running although it was a very poor way of aiming a pistol if you meant business with it.
Ron