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Think Positive
by Tom E Leftwich → (All Poetry by Tom E Leftwich)
Tuesday, April 13, 2021    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Look for the brighter side of things.



Think Positive

Officer there just ought to be a rule against it I suppose ,
That fellers pants are to his knees, his underpants exposed,

His need for shock and notice , I reckon’s what he’s after,
To most he just brings offence, to others crazy laughter,

And trying to out do all the rest is what they think is keen,
But dirty showing underwear is better left unseen,

Police said, Sir, make no complaints and don’t knock it please,
It’s hard to snatch a purse and run with pants around your knees!


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 14, 2021
My thought exactly. Only you wrote the poem first! In a world of gangs and bullies that I grew up in my grade school days, running was my way of keeping out of fights and keeping my teeth, bones and other parts of my body intact to grow up without scars or knife wounds.

So when I started to see this trend in attire, the first thing that I thought I was, if they had to run, purse snatching or otherwise, they couldn't. But holding a pistol sideways at close range probably stopped most need for running although it was a very poor way of aiming a pistol if you meant business with it.

Ron


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