Technology is great ,but some things never change

Press One!

Some friends told me, to get a cell phone,
Don’t let technology leave you alone,

With a cell phone hook up you’ll never leave,
And the service you get , you’ll never believe,

So I called this feller, Said come on down,
We can hook you up with the best in town,

When I arrived , He said, I see you’re new,
I‘ll have one of our girls to wait upon you,

Man she was gorgeous and over endowed,
You could sure pick her out in any street crowd,

Sure took my breath and then after awhile ,
I also could see her beautiful smile,

Seemed she was saying, it was easy to use,
To keep it charged up and never abuse,

If you need my assistance, here’s what you do,
Just call my number, I’ll get right to you,

It’s really quite easy , just press one and see,
I did and she slapped the “H” outta me,

That girl was fuming with what I had done,
Reckon she was talkin about the Cell number one!