Many stories unfold and many lies have been told.

Dog Trainer

The Bartender said, “ Yeah Joe , I told you about Mazie,
You just can’t believe the changes it’s crazy,

I said hon you go down to that local vet ,
They have a trainer there, the best one yet,

I’m told he’s the best for obedience training,
I’ll be glad to help you without complaining,

I just cain’t believe it , she comes when I call,
She stays home on command and most important of all,

She’ll really quiet down when I tell her to,
I can’t count the many good things she will do,

Most of her bad habits she’s turned away from,
You just cain’t believe what this trainer has done,

My God ! , said Joe, you just saved my life,
Gimme his number, I gotta sign up my wife!