Caution; Laughing is not always the best medicine.

Hazardous Comments

I only inferred that my wife was fat,
That wasn’t enough to knock me flat,

I would never say anything so bold,
I like golden years and gittin old,

It all began down on the river’s edge,
My wife was tired from running our dredge,

A feller commented she looked like a whale that had taken a fall,
Laying on the beach, with wet suit and all,

My wife was laughing, a friendly surprise,
But her flaming eyes said otherwise,

I didn’t help none, I laugh a lot,
She was unarmed or I’d a been shot,

He asked if injured , could I get her out,
I said I’ve got a wheel barrow ; easy no doubt,

It shoulda ended here, but no you see,
An early grave was beckoning me,

He said no way; she’s way too big,
That barrow won’t do it , get another rig,

That barrows too small, what if it tips?
I said “No sweat, I’ll make two trips!”