– thought I’d post this again N0.2 coming soon. If babies could talk, what would they say? Happy birthday Maybe?

Gittin Here Ain’t Easy

Gittin here ain’t easy, being born to begin,
Me and Mom both suffered, don’t wanna do it again,

Hey nurse whatta you cutting off, my belly button won’t show,
Hope she don’t make no mistake, I am a boy, you know,

Hey now that’s more like it, food! Mom you are fantastic,
Glad that you ain’t Hollywood, your boobs ain’t filled with plastic,

Hope I didn’t spoil your figure, you’re prettier than that nurse,
Damnit what’s she cutting now, here’s where I learned to curse,

Mom you better save me, I don’t know what they plan,
But they gotta quit hacking on me if I’m gonna be a man,

They were spraying me with something , I don’t know what they had,
I think it was air freshener, my arm pits must smell bad,

Sometimes I couldn’t help it , that nurse would need some air,
I guess them pamper things, , won’t keep everything in there,

Believe you me, the Baby days moved along real fast,
And that nurse ran out of needles thankfully at last,

Said she was an Army Vet, yeah, she looked that old,
She shot me full of everything from flu to birth control,

My little butt was gittin mad, me; it would disown,
Just let me have that needle, she’s got a big war zone,

I think I took after grand pa, he was a real old geezer,
I didn’t have any teeth, but he didn’t have none either,

And grandpa , he, was just like me. The one thing we could share
His big old head was shiny , not one single hair,

All of my parts were new and seemed to be workin right ,
He said some of his were leaking, they wouldn’t turn off tight ,

Well I’m gittin older every day; a month, I’ll be real quick,
Mom says end your story here, don’t want you gittin sick,

There’s too many guesses running around about this covid flu,
I’ve got a diaper over one end, Guess my mouth will need one too!!