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Baby Guinea pig
by Tom E Leftwich → (All Poetry by Tom E Leftwich)
Thursday, October 7, 2021    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Someone made a confession and I had to pass it along





Baby Guinea pig


Honey your breakfast is ready , you’re going to be late,
You’re gonna miss the school bus , you know that he won’t wait,

Moma, Gigi is missing I can’t find her anywhere,
Please search in my room She must still be in there,

Honey just eat your breakfast, Gigi will be Ok,
I’ll find her when I clean upstairs, I’ll do your room today,

But Moma she’s probably lost and scared, searching to find me,
Couldn’t I please just skip school, I love her don’t you see,

Honey she’s just a Guinea pig, out having a lotta fun,
When she’s down stairs playing, you know she loves to run,

Hey there’s your bus, grab your back pack in the hall,
And when I find your baby Gigi, I promise, I will call,

Hello, honey I’ve got good news, little Gigi has been found,
I think that she was giving you, that ol’playful runaround,

Oh thank you, thank you Moma, I was afraid till now,
Something may have got her, outta my room some how,

Moma just pet and preen her, I know she’ll think you’re meaner,
Honey I’ll do it just as soon as I get her outta the vacuum cleaner!

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 Reviews of "Baby Guinea pig"
Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on October 10, 2021
LMAO! I wondered how you were going to solve this mystery.
It was the Hoover Caper!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 9, 2021
Let me calm down from laughing before I tell you what I thought of the title…

As I read the title, I thought you were going to write a poem about babies being used as guinea pigs. Now that would make a funny poem… I think? ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by T. Wignesan
Reviewed on October 8, 2021
Tell this to the Marines, Tom. You got a hope if you think some Amazon tribe might believe you. If this's someone else's "confession", even priests would have a hard time pardoning you. You're really stretching things a bit...No offence meant.


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