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How to Cement a Trade
by Tom E Leftwich → (All Poetry by Tom E Leftwich)
Sunday, October 31, 2021    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Cement has unlimited uses- Let's laugh a little

How to Cement a Trade

Tom you cain’t believe the luck I had today,
You know the girlies won’t see things my way,

This cement work is kinda dirty and you smell a bunch,
I just cain’t believe the lady that I met at lunch,

She weren’t exactly my type, if I ever had one,
But beggers cain’t be choosers, you know what I done,

She said Dan I’ve got this delicate request for you,
I’d kinda like to make a trade, a benefit for two,

This Covid thing has made things pretty rough,
Money’s really short and you know times are tough,

My bank rolls really hurtin since I divorced my ex,
Would you consider trading some cement for sex,

I know you’re in the business and cement costs a lot,
Dan replied Yeah! Yeah, Yeah!, How much cement have you got?


 

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Reviewed on November 2, 2021
LOL!! Cement is up there, Tom!!! Funny!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 2, 2021
I write my brain to figure out who was saying what, but I think Dan was a little dinghy.

I kind of like it when they use it to make concrete shoes or to encase a body into the structure of a building. Bones being cheaper than reinforcing rod.

Ron

Reviewed by T. Wignesan
Reviewed on November 1, 2021
Okay, Tom, as you say it's for a laugh. You can see it coming at the 4th couplet already. Guess you are tired of weaving the old fabric into useable wear, so I'd give you a much-needed laugh in exchange. Hope your anvil is still hot for the next...


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