Don't you just love your dog?

Hound Dog Wife


You think more of that hound dog than you think of me,
Darling how can you say that when it’s plain to see,

I always think of you when it’s time to feed ,
You can mix up everything , exactly what she’ll need,

I always think of you with everything, it never really fails,
Didn’t I buy you those special clippers so you could do her nails,

I’ve always thought of you in training, and everything with raising,
And don’t I think of you, every time she needs a bathing,

I always think to let you take her, to the Vet’s but don’t walk her on the grounds,
There’s too much stuff she might catch and she only weighs a hundred pounds,

Mentioning that, my back is bad and it hurts me so to stoop,
So I always think of you, to pick up her doggie poop,

I cain’t see why you complain, hound dog’s a lotta fun,
And no, don’t look at me like that, Glad I hid my gun!