Getting the day started ain't always easy

Gittin Going

Is that you? No it’s me , I just got outta bed,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard everything you said,

Gotta take a pill before I do anything. you’re Right !
Wait a minute, This pill is blue, I need one that’s white,

Yeah I know the bottle’s empty, take the one that’s brown,
You right sure that it’s the same? Cain’t swaller the sucker down,

Chew it up you idiot, That’s what you’re supposed to do,
Instructions on the bottle , they put’em there for you,

Well I can’t find my glasses. Don’t think I wore’em to bed,
I wouldn’t put it past you, have you looked up on your head,

You don’t have to be sarcastic, I know you lost yours that way,
But I don’t have no hair up there. And they would never stay,

Gotta shave before I make the coffee, go on back to sleep,
I’ll call when it quits perking, You’ll hear the boiler beep,

Hey,you flushed the toilet twice , we’re rationing water you know,
Well California ain’t burning yet .and I need it twice to Go,

I wish that as a kid, they’d had, rationing for the creek,
Then I wouldn’t a had to take a bath every stinking week,

I guess today with everything what does Save the Planet mean,
I see that all the portable potties in town are painted organic green,

Hey reckon you can make it outta bed ? Coffee’s ready I think,
Yeah that’s your hair dryer running, I’m blowing whiskers off the sink,

It dries’em up and moves ‘em easy that’s how I learned this trick,
Pretty sure you don’t want none of them messing up your new lip stick,

Hey better have your coffee, you’re gonna have to git it,
Cain’t spend no half hour, woman fixing, you just gotta hit it,

Remember you’re the one that wants to hit all yard sales in town,
And quit your yelling, it’s cold in here . I put the toilet seat down!