Breaking in New Taxes literally

The Last Doctor Visit,

How come you were laying there , did you have a slip,
No I was watching the Olympics and tried a double flip,

God, now that was stupid, you might be an Olympics lover,
But lack of common sense your insurance might not cover

Mister at your age, breakage ain’t no fun,
I bet the doctor gave you a heavy ten for this one,

They said I needed a comprehensive check, one from end to end,
They didn’t find no breakage but he said my bones won’t mend,

Then I got really worried, about New Zealand’s sheep tax,
Cause here in California we’ll soon get that ax,

You heard they’re taxing passing gas, yes, you say you did
And California always goes for any thing that’s stupid,

This latest doctor visit sure had me worried some
When it comes to some procedures, I know I’m kinda dumb,

With all the probes and blinking lights, the doc put my mind at rest,
It was just a colonoscopy, not a California smog test!