One of these days, I might tell you something that is truthful, but don't hold your breath.

Pierced at the Bar

You know shooting pool and shuffle board , I never was the best ,
But Bar room games have changed, I tried all the rest,

I think it was last Friday at the Green Door down on Maine,
I was a little in my cups , but this was just insane,

I didn’t know the lady, you cain’t believe what happened next,
With Hollywood augmentation, she was pushing a 3x,

I’ve been a lotta places , seen and done a lotta stuff,
But this one tipped the cradle, enough now is enough,

Today’s life style and customs are really off the grid,
The lady had her nipple pierced, I closed my eyes and hid,

Horrified ,I guess I was, almost beyond belief,
I really need a bottle now to give me some relief,

I think she wore some hardware in some other body parts,
But I gotta tighten up my game, or give up throwing darts!