How do you answer those constant unwanted offers that keep popping up on your cell phone?

Answer Your Cell Phone

The evils of new technology, I’m sure you’ll all agree,
Cell phone questions is the winner, but my answers frighten me,

They said no advertisements; I know now, I was had,
A complicated snow job, to hit me with an Ad,

Blocking all the robo’s now, that was really tough ,
But, sometimes I got a people and that was easy stuff,

Hello, ain’t this Hell ? I thought I pressed your number one,
I’m gonna hang up on you, our conversation’s done,

No I don’t buy tickets and I’ll miss your Fireman’s ball,
You see, I don’t do donations, the government takes it all,

A contribution for the elderly, What’s this all about?
Do you have my address? I’m good for any hand out,

A mortgage loan for upgrades, Yes Sir! you can bet!
I gotta move my out house. How much can I get?

Solar panels free of cost, yeah, I’ll take every one you got,
At my yard sales, I can tell you, they are really hot,

A rally for the candidates? Where’s this Farmer’s Market at?
Never heard of candy dates , what kinda fruit is that?

An e-mail survey for the doctor, make it short and plain,
Sorry I don’t have e-mail stamps, and they probably cost a pain,

Virus’s protection , yeah ,I know what that’s about,
I’ve got so many new ones now, they wipe each other out,

Yeah , I heard your special offer and the download’s free I know,
But the offer isn’t , my free upload is No!