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Some where there’s gotta be an answer
by Tom E Leftwich → (All Poetry by Tom E Leftwich)
Monday, December 18, 2023    Rated "G" by the Author.
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My Nephew is a cop and so i dedicate this to him-- He really needs it.



Some where there’s gotta be an answer

Yeah Chief , I’ve gotta tell you. Just let that blondie go ,
I need a drink or something my minds a scrambled Blow,

I stopped her on the interstate, blocked her safely on the rail ,
I identified as normal, But boy was that a fail,

She said, No .I ‘ll crack my window, , you don’t look much like a cop
I cain’t trust anyone, why did you make me stop ?

My meter’s reading 95, Girl, what’s wrong with you,
Mister you must be wrong my temp says 92,

Well that was the beginning, reckon I should have known’
Then she started talkin, and man I’m really thrown,

She said,I read the internet, I follow it like a book,
And with all them colored tattoo’s , you look like a crook,

There’s laws in California for stopping me you know,
And You should get arrested for that pistol that you show,

And that badge you’re wearing, it ain’t shiney like it should be,
Smeared with donut filling? Yeah, I reckon ,that it Could be ,

You want my drivers license, but my answer’s No,
Every scammer wants a number, I read Face Book too you know,

You want my Daddy’s cell phone number, you wanna get me shot,
He’s in town with his girlfriend, it’s her cell phone that he’s got,

No sir I’m not confused it’s your car, that’s my delay,
And no sir I’m not moving, just because I’m in your way,

It’s really gonna cost me, because my car is leased,
You can stay right where you are, I’m calling the police.


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 Reviews of "Some where there’s gotta be an answer"
Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on December 31, 2023
This is not your usual "knock me down and step in my face" kind
of humor, but you've still got your chops. Tell all your friends in
the county jail that Elvis lives!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 19, 2023
I guess we shouldn't have been giving those women more rights, huh? They can sure make our lives more miserable with their assertions.

Officer, just Tase her and get it over with.

Unless, of course, you are an officer impersonator. Are you?

Ron


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