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Teeny Weeny Patrick Sweeny
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Hope this poem makes you smile today!
Teeny Weeny Patrick Sweeny Teeny weeny Patrick Sweeny caught a frog one day, put him in his pocket so he couldn't get away. Walking home from school he spotted Tammy Lynne a snotty little brat that always picked on him. He came up with a plan but revenge is bitter sweet, called her name and waited ever patiently. She quickly turned around and with the frog in hand, he never made a sound as he waved the amphibian. Tammy started laughing said "Sweeny you're a fool, no frog will ever scare me I'll kick the crap out of you!" Teeny weeny Patrick Sweeny turned and walked away, put the frog back in his pocket along with his pride that day. Written By Kathy J Parenteau Copyright © 06/08/2014

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Reviews of "Teeny Weeny Patrick Sweeny"

Reviewed by Budd Nelson

Reviewed on June 9, 2014

this one is fun and makes me smile large, so he is not so teeny weeny after all
budd

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on June 9, 2014

Never mess with a little lady. Heeeheee!!

Sandie

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on June 8, 2014

;)

Reviewed by Michael Schafer

Reviewed on June 8, 2014

could've been a snake

Michael D.

Reviewed by Kathy Parenteau

Reviewed on June 8, 2014

Thank you Mr. Hull for pointing out my mistake yet again. Correction made.

Kathy

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on June 8, 2014

A good lesson, I think? I noticed that the frog magically turned into a toad, and then into a frog again. Now that's magic!

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on June 8, 2014

. . . and he was belittled by women for the rest of his days.

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on June 8, 2014

And now we know why he is called "teeny weeny."
Funny!

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