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Pet Port A Potty
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Wrote this years ago, still chuckle every time I read it.
Pet Port A Potty Pet Port A Potty I took a walk in the city today to try to pass the time away. Saw lots of people walking too stepped right in a pile of doggy doo. I thought for a moment just what could be done, to clean up the streets of doggie dung. Maybe I'll invent something really super even finer than a pooper scooper. A port a potty for our four legged friends on every street corner where every road bends. Then I'll become famous for this awesome invention at the monthly town meetings my name will be mentioned. They'll throw a big party and dance in the streets because never again will there be poop on our feet! Written By Kathy J Parenteau Copyright © 2000

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Reviews of "Pet Port A Potty"

Reviewed by John Domino

Reviewed on October 9, 2018

Well done Kathy! Sooner or later our doggies all have to pooh! What else can you do? I just wonder for now, where are you?

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on June 27, 2014

Teaching them to read is a whole different deed! Details... :)

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on June 27, 2014

There are ordinances against that kind of leaving your poop where it may fall. I have seen pictures of dogs in diapers and it isn't cute. I think you should go ahead with your invention and get it patented. You will make millions.

Ron

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on June 27, 2014

LOL!!!!! That's actually a splendid idea!! Go for it Kathy!!!!

Sandie

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on June 27, 2014

Heh.Heh I carry around a plastic sack. When needed I stick my hand to the bottom of the empty sack bend and pick up the poop, turn the bag inside out and it is secured until I can throw it away.

I'll be looking for your Pet Port A Potty.

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