Big Red, my power chair
can take me almost everywhere
It takes me out to the garden plots
so I can breathe a bit of fresh air
Yesterday seemed sunny after rain
so I put on old clothes - warm socks
when skies opened and rain poured through
Nature often laughs and mocks
My knees are arthritic clots of bone
and the rain sent down its best pour
Red and I scurried for nonexistent cover
my knees plainly told me they were sore
My upper parts were nice and dry but my poor knees began to sneeze!
I headed for the heat of the bedroom warm
but those old knees had muscle seize
No more garden pots unless the sun is out
But quick sneaks to gather tomatoes is in
People marvel at my skill to make things grow
But you lose a bout for every one you win
Farctured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II satirizes popular children's stories into adult-oriented renditions. FFFF &FF, Part II is also available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble e-book formats.
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets