Mr. Fee’s Bath and Shower House

Please step right up come on in and take a number

You don’t have to wait in line

The door is always open at Mr. Fees

Old house that’s number sixty-nine

Now you can hang your clothes in the parlor

Don’t shy it’ll just be you ladies here

And of course myself, the good proprietor

And for your comfort I’ll stay near

I’ll tell you stories to make a whore blush

While you sip on sweet red wine

Feed you strawberries draped in chocolate

 By candlelight so romantic every time

You can dry off on a blanket of rose petals

Before a crackling fire so warm

I tell you ladies I built this house of love

To shelter one and all from love’s storm

Ah Rose I’m glad you dropped over,

La Belle please comes in from the cold

SC you’re a vision of lovely

And Anne you will never grow old

Now Kate you’re as sweet as the sugar

And Raelynn you’re as cute as a bug

Oh look there’s the twins Karen and Karla

So comfy snuggled up on my rug

Cherry Pie can I get you a towel

Dear Shee you’re looking so swell

Jen and Jackie I’m glad you could make it

To Mr. Fee’s house on the hill

Now I know I’ve omitted a few of you

I’m sorry but you’re all very special to me

Please remember Chantilly if Mr. Fee does get tired

I do supply Ever Ready batteries for free…