Dear Boys and Girls of the Den,

Santa Fee is busy now, has mind and heart are getting dizzy, so many wishes to fulfill and no time to be washy wishy. Yet, I wanted to just take the time to spread a little Ho HO cheer, as I eat some of Ed's special brownies and sip on Georg's cold Coor's beer...

       The twins want some new clothes and a little extra green, oh my goodness gracioius, not too much of that has Santa seen.  Rosie asks for a new home way down Nova Scoita way, ho ho ho I think that means, she’s coming home to stay, Ed the elder wants a woman, who can overlook his many fault, Santa’s belly is jiggling and laughing, Eds asking quite a lot.

         Michelle wants a snuggle bunny that she  can call her own, Santa’s going to send her lots of love so she won’t feel alone. Jersey Ed and Pee Wee’s Mom wants them to be kind, so when Christmas Eve comes they can all, including Rufus, just unwind. La Belle asked for naughty nightie and extra batteries in her sock, she told me what she want them  for…something Santa has forgot (wink , wink).

      Karen Palumbo asked for peace on earth and a certain NASCAR to run better next year, Santa says forget it I’m a Jimmie Johnson fan my dear. Chanti wants some strawberry bubble bath and a book of sweet erotica oh my, oh my, old Santa smiles I'll write one just for you my dear to hear your contented sigh.

     Amber and Shee have asked that Santa shed some light on everyone, sweet girls I’ll do the best I can to bring to each some sun. Now Rebecca asked that her new book will hit the best seller’s list, but Santa already thinks it’s going to be a sure fire hit. Christine just wants to hold her grand child and keep her save from all this world's harms, don’t worry Christine she’ll be safe within your loving arms. 

                Little Kate would like a kiss or two beneath the mistletoe, old Santa just may drop on by with an elf that you may know, and Linda Law whispered to me she wished for happiness for all, oh my goodness such a sweet request one I can't find at the mall.

     Shiela asked me for a some perfume to dab behind her ear, now little Shiela tell me true , why do you want it there. Tabitha wants some ribbons and a chance to spread her smile, and Santa knows this lady will do Christmas up in style. Paul just wants some turkey, perhaps a wee present or two, will Santa is sure going to do his very best to make your wish come true . While from the land down under Tinka asks for just a word or two, from across the ocean from someone special  too.                 

Now I know this isn’t everyone but my list goes on and on, so if I didn’t mention you it’s not that you’ve done wrong. So say your prayers and please be good and remember what Santa Fee has to say…

I’ll take cash, cheques, debit card or Chargex if for your wish you want to pay

Merry Christmas one and all, and have a happy Santa Fee day…

Santa Fee

2008