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AD Men of the Month Club
by Felix LeRoy Perry → (All Poetry by Felix LeRoy Perry)
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Last week my peer here on the den posted a picture of himself on the cover of Playboy. Well I took this as a challenge and so begins the AD Men of the Month Club, so here is my entry...

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AD Men of the Month Club

 

Well that Ed may have made a Playboy shoot

But ladies gather round and have a peak

There’s a new stud muffin in this town

I think most of you know of whom I speak

 

I’m the hell bound dude in Screaming Eagle leather

Who can ride as good as I can write

I’m the man you’re Momma warned you bout

Who’ll only leave you smiling in the night

 

Some say my heart’s as big as a Harley’s roar

On the quiet of an early Nova Scotia morn

My touch they say is as gentle as the ladies like

Not like that dude in that Playboy porn

 

So you Ed’s can all just eat your hearts out

And just wish you had all that it takes

To be the Stud Muffin of the Den

That’s Biker Fee…make no mistakes…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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 Reviews of "AD Men of the Month Club"
Reviewed by Lori Maynard
Reviewed on November 14, 2010
This poem made me smile during a time that smiles have been far and few between. I love this poem!
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
Reviewed on December 19, 2008
I Knew That Was You Back then at ur Cuz's page! A Ha!!
Can You Please Move Your Hand?
It's really in my way...
:) I am glad you cannot see, nor read my thought bubbles-hee hee
Love'n Leather
Vickie
Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on December 16, 2008
Holy smokes:)
Sheila
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on December 8, 2008
So glad I took a moment to read your post. I haven't had time to get back into reading just picked your post to open. So cool. I do miss you guys and soon I will have more time here again. This was good. Lady J
Reviewed by Elizabeth Russo
Reviewed on December 8, 2008
Whoo-hoo! I like the idea of the AD Men of the Month Club! Will there be a calendar? lol ~ Nice! Hugs, Elizabeth
Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald
Reviewed on December 8, 2008
SMILES!!!! WoW!! Great write.
hugs
Kathy
Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on December 8, 2008
OMG...shock of all shocks...I agree with Ed, please don't get mixed up on which costume you wear where! LOL Love, Bonnie
Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on December 8, 2008
Hey, you sexy you!!! I love that pose!!!

Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
oo la la....bye bye Eds;-)
Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
Hmmmmmmm........
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
Great piece Fee........LMAO
No comments on the spread,
I'll leave that to all the Den Ladies
Peace

William
Reviewed by Bernice Angoh
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
Yes you are!!! cute photo, this is funny...
Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
Now this is an eye opener on a lazy morning, makes a coffee break much more fun...you've got to love a man in leather

Carole~
Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
Great Magazine cover Fee, lol, I am laughing so hard I can hardly write this..Absolutely freakin awesome!
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"
Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
If there are two complete opposites, you are certainly the guy... Oh my... Santa and This Harley dude.... whoa.... Guess I'm the type who loves the sweeter side of a guy...but hey...it takes all kinds... at least you can handle either side of the coin.... clink clink... :-)) lindalaw
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
no doubt Felix, you're a man always geared up for action ...
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
oo la la--sexy for sure!!!love this new club!!
Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
Be still, my heart!! Funny, Fee, a great comeback and a fun read.
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by RaeLynn Teller
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
There you go, Fee. Always up for a challenge. lol.
Gave me my morning smile.
What more can a woman want????
Thanks, cutie.
--RaeLynn
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
Fee,

Oh, my heart!! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

If I pass out, will you give me mouth to mouth???? LOLOL
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
Holy Cow! When I was a kid, I never pictured old Santa in an outfit like that. I sure hope you don't get confused, and wear the wrong ensemble to the mall!!!
Reviewed by Nicky Goodman
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
nice helmet Fee - where's your motor? OMGoodness me - you're in your knickers! *shocked from Brazil* lol, Biker Fee takes a good pic
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
You can have the man of the month, as I have been inundated with offers and can't keep track of them all...& find I just want to be left alone...;-) ed
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
LOL! An excellent response to the challenge, Fee. Well done!! I love a biker man. :) Especially one with the heart of Santa Claus, who will make all my wishes come true! :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
Jersey Ed wasn't on Playboy but on the cover of Playgirl which will give you and everybody else about where he is leaning...

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
lol.. this is a great way to wake up on a Sunday morning....way to go stud muffin! :) now I need to go out and purchase a Real Outdoors magazine.
Hugs,
Christine
Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
You git 'em, Fee :-)

Psssst (*whispers*) don't let on that the bike is parked for the winter -- it's snowmobile time.

Ted
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
Oh my gosh! You have me laughing out loud with this poem, Fee...and what a photo!
Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on December 7, 2008
LOL this is an entertaining poem.I enjoy reading it,take care

Edwin
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