Well, I'm told I have a disease, or was it just a tease?
I even asked my momma, she said: yup, you've got a bad case of  miscomma

I try to put them where I think they really ought to be
but those commas keep showing up everywhere,
for all the world to see.

I asked my doctor what he thought that I should do
He laughed and said, It's like a hiccup, just hold your breath as you write, until you turn blue

I didn't like that advice, so I asked my dad,
he said I don't have a clue, son
but whatever it is,  you've really got it bad

I guess it's just a stray gene, from your mother's side
of our family tree
That makes you put those darn commas everywhere,
for all the world to see!
I've raised you to always use comma-sense
but you seldom listen to me.  

ROCK-Salt 09 07