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My Greatest Fear
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This "quickie" started life as another "saucy" British postcard. It featured two men looking at a nuclear reactor's sign and one saying to the other, "Blimee Bill! I bet that ain't 'alf painful!

        My Greatest Fear

The neutron bomb
They say is wrong,
Just why I am not sure.
And biological wars
Would notch up scores
Of diseases that have no cure.

 But my greatest fear
(And I’m being sincere
Though my statement may cause some smiles).
Is not being lost
In a holocaust
. . . But getting  atomic piles!
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New Poetry by Peter J. Hedge
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Again, this is NOT my joke . . . just my poem.
The Chastity Belt
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Again! The poem''s mine, the joke is not.
After the Meal was over
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I deleted a couple of reviews from people who took this "poem" way too seriously. After all, it is categorized as "humour", and we English are known
Old Age Sucks!
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You can thank Cheshire''s "Blaster Bates" for this joke . . . but the telling is mine . . . and it really does scan if you read it correctly.
The Blind Man and his Dog
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Sorry for repeating myself but none of the jokes are mine . . . just the format.
Two Ladies of the Night
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