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Old Age Sucks!
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I deleted a couple of reviews from people who took this "poem" way too seriously. After all, it is categorized as "humour", and we English are known for saying things with our tongues firmly tucked into our cheeks!


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Old Age Sucks!

Aching bones,
Moans and groans.
No longer sprightly
Means three pees nightly.
And being in the mood
To do things rude
Happens only twice
(With luck, maybe thrice)
A month, that is,
’cause now all the fizz
Has gone with the years,
Replaced by the fears
Of what lies ahead
. . . what it’s like to be dead.
For when all’s said and done
And life’s race nearly run
We come to the crux . . . ,
. . . old age really sucks!


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 Reviews of "Old Age Sucks!"
Reviewed by Jeff Mason
Reviewed on December 10, 2003
WHAT ??!!! Speak up!!! I can't HEAR you?! :) ROFL ... Thanks! - Jeff

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on December 8, 2003
Hi Peter...yes humorous it truly is....we must laugh at ourselves or surely we would die...now today this sounds like my husband complaining of getting old...he is not laughing at all...lol....so I guess I will have to show him this poem...great work...floria

Reviewed by Calendula Petal (Reader)
Reviewed on December 8, 2003
hahaha, what is old age though...when I was a teenager 30 was old, when I was 30, 50 seems old, now i am 40`s even 70 doesnt sound old to me......hehehe
Know what you mean though, I have the mind of a teenager and the body of a middleaged woman...mmm if I had a wish...lol
Comical write, enjoyed

Reviewed by Trixie Love
Reviewed on December 7, 2003
Oh my goodness,
I forgot what I was
going to say...
Hum, Must be old age catching up with me. <smiles>

Cute write...


Trixie :)

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on December 7, 2003
LOL...oh my being a youngun yet I say thanks for the super humorous insight!
~Nikki~

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 7, 2003
Laugh, we must! Enjoyed this, Peter.

Reviewed on December 7, 2003
LOL

too cute, peter; i too, can identify with this write (especially about the achy bones part)! LOL at karla's review; ain't it the truth! LOL

enjoyed this write; thanks for sharing!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your tx. friend, karen lynn. :D

Reviewed on December 7, 2003
(((peter)))

can really identify with this 'un

but gettin older sure beats the socks off bein dead LOL

cute write! well done!

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. (44 years old, feel 108 LOL)


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