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Some jokes are so short you have to "think" about them for a bit. I heard this one over 50 years ago.
A Bicycle Made for Two Two sailors on leave, hired a tandem, And quietly rode along. One behind the other, Sharing a happy song. Their legs together moved as one, First left and then the right. Up and down and round and round, They made a handsome sight. Then suddenly, a dog ran out, Like a Wolfhound but somewhat shorter. And over the two, as they pedaled by, It emptied a bucket of water.

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