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For her 65th birthday, Margie's gift was a book of birthday songs, all written to familiar tunes. (although this one isn't familiar to some people) Since I don't want to infringe on copyrites, you'll have to guess the tunes or make up your own. I hope you enjoy the fun of these birthday poems, and you can adapt them for your own needs. Connie * *
OH, MARGIE ISN'T DRINKING ANYMORE Oh, Margie isn't drinking anymore! They cut off her supply down at the store! The distributor's gone broke As he cried, "This ain't no joke!" For Margie isn't drinking anymore! * * * /U\ Oh, Margie isn't drinking, not a drop. She used to buy it every time she'd shop! Now whole milk she does not touch; Her cholesterol's too much! No, Margie isn't drinking anymore! Connie Faust
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Reviewed by Peter Paton

Reviewed on September 5, 2006

Connie

Kept getting " When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again "....Hoorah !!!

Blessings

Peter

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on September 5, 2006

Exellent...got to love it!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook (Reader)

Reviewed on September 5, 2006

Fun and clever! But I do wish I knew what the name of the tune is. Looking forward to more of these witty birthday poems! :)

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson

Reviewed on September 5, 2006

LOL! Delightful!

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)

Reviewed on September 5, 2006

Poor Margie, no alcohol, no milk. Is water pure? Quite a song. Victor

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