She was confined to her bed for weeks as her due date drew near. Suzanne's pregnancy was risky, alright; thanks to her friends and family, she risked becoming a BIG woman!
RISKY PREGNANCY
"Hi, Honey," said Ron, "How do you feel? What did you do today?" "Well, I read a good book; and a long nap I took; and I opened your mail -- okay?"
"Mother came by with a strawberry pie; (I saved a small piece for you) And Deanna looked in, said, 'You used to be thin; Have some fudge,' and she had some, too."
"Audrey Ellen came up with some juice in a cup, and said I should drink each drop; Then came Mrs. Barnes with a cake in her arms; When will the banquet stop?"
"Oh, did I tell you the Pastor was here? His wife sent squash casserole. He sat on that seat, and told me to eat every piece in the two-quart bowl."
"I've thought of a diet; perhaps I'll try it. (How boring that would be.) And you know it is true , I am eating for two; the baby needs more than me!"
"Daddy regretted that he couldn't come; he sent two hoagies from Mac's. Then John and Paul decided to call; they brought some assorted snacks."
"All in all, 'twas a routine day. Say, Ronnie, do you think maybe I won't look as sweet in a size five 'Petite' after I have the baby?"
This is priceless and sure shows your talent. I bet she loved it too. You made something that is so difficult into something cute and funny. Love ya, Bonnie
LOL too funny but soo true not just for pregnant women in hospital but for anyone, I know the food in the hospital was so bad that once my family and friends saw it they all started bringing me in things and hard to not eat them when you got hours of down time and confined to bed...lol
Great write...
Having been confined to bed during all five of my pregnancies I can feel for her! If you ever want to see how boring life can be, just stay in bed for 3 months! UGH!
Cryssa :~)
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Having been confined to bed during all five of my pregnancies I can feel for her! If you ever want to see how boring life can be, just stay in bed for 3 months! UGH!
Cryssa :~)
This is too cute! They want you to eat, eat, eat, for the baby and then tell you you're too fat - GRRRRRRRRRR LOL
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Cute poem.
Blessings and love,
Susan
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D