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Dueling Nostrils
by Connie Faust → (All Poetry by Connie Faust)
Wednesday, October 28, 2015    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Try sleeping with a man and a beagle!


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Challenge to write a poem on this real-life adventure--Louise Logic

Title: Karen Hager

Musical accompaniment: Jeff Hager and Gabby Beagle

Based on a story related by Karen Hager

Dueling Nostrils

I slip into my bed once more, expecting blissful sleep,
Twill be a nightmare, this I fear, but still my date I keep.
The mattress is soft and comfy, the pillow nicely fluffed,
and I am snugly tucked in place, but alas, that's not enough!
My husband, soundly sleeping, is blissfully unaware
that his lovely, peaceful slumber, sends music through the air.
With notes of joyous vibrato, the beagle lends his voice;
I didn't ask for a chorus...I didn't make this choice!
In vain I try relaxing but my eyes fill up with tears
as I head out to the bathroom to find cotton for my ears.


Skywriting

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 Reviews of "Dueling Nostrils"
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on October 28, 2015
Hah! Great poetry Connie, humor at it's best. I had three wives (yes, I kept going back for more unfortunately). The first wife and the last one snored. I believe I still bear the scars . . .

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 28, 2015
Wonderful story poem that hits the spot. My mother ended up sleeping in a different room just to get some sleep.

Ron

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on October 28, 2015
Humor at its best.

Reviewed by Elizabeth Proske
Reviewed on October 28, 2015
Ha ha ha! The title alone was hilarious, and I can SOOOO relate to the situation. Thanks for the laugh!

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on October 28, 2015
Loved it!

Michael D.


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