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Elizabeth A. Price

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Marylou and Her Tru Luv
by Elizabeth A. Price → (All Poetry by Elizabeth A. Price)
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I'm working through some anger currently and Marylou just kept popping up. So, here she is...

 

Marylou and Her Tru Luv
 
 
Yeller is the coler of my tru luvs teeth
I hoped de would fall out
Soon fer then he couldn’t bite me
First time he bit me-slugged him hard
Second time dat was his last
Now gapping hole where his front teeth sat
Dah…
 

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 Reviews of "Marylou and Her Tru Luv"
Reviewed on February 15, 2009
great sense of humor Liz

Reviewed on February 12, 2009
waz that ole boy hungry? lol

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on February 11, 2009
Thanks for the smile this morning, Liz!

Reviewed by Jerry Engler
Reviewed on February 6, 2009
Liz, is that the guy you married? I should have met you first cuz I only had a tooth here and there that wuz yeller. Very enjoyable humor--Jerry

Reviewed by Bernice Angoh
Reviewed on February 3, 2009
This is awesome, I am cracking up, love the use of words

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 2, 2009
That's one way to deal with a "situation." Thanks for the smiles, Liz. Love and best wishes to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Elizabeth Russo
Reviewed on February 2, 2009
LOL LOL! Oh so funny Liz! hehe ~ very clever. Hugs, Elizabeth :)

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on January 31, 2009
LOL I enjoy reading this,take care

Edwin

Reviewed on January 30, 2009
Liz~!

LOL - extra-finely penned . . . delightful!!


LOve and Hugs,

Lance

Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on January 30, 2009
You made me smile...
Cryssa

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on January 30, 2009
Great therapy - you get to take a swing without actually taking a swing. Loved it:) Hope you're holding on, Liz. Hugs,
Sheila

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on January 28, 2009
Awwww!!!!! I hope he can still kiss you well!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed on January 28, 2009
HiLARious; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 28, 2009
Grinning lopsided but keeping my lips sealed in case you take a swing at me.
fee

Reviewed on January 28, 2009
ROTF, Elizabeth, that'll learn 'im. Funny stuff!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on January 28, 2009
Tears running down my cheeks, cant''' weirewatiear[goawifdjkas, So funny Elizabeth can picture the whole scene...LOL, hugs and love to you. Bonnie


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