Photograph of Edvard (A.K.A. Georg Mateos)
Doesn't this elf bear resemblance? LOL!
Official Tolkien Linguistic References to Elf Sex.
"Among all these evils there is no record of any, among the Elves, that took another's Elfin maiden by force; for this was wholly against their nature, and one so forced would have rejected bodily life and passed to Mandos!
Will Santa save them again?
Dough no?
Shurely shome mishtake Ole’ Edvard’s bulge, a fake? Or, could this really be Santa's Elfin maiden, she?
So...She ran away, she’d bake for three she’d engage in puhta, begetting fleas instead of lice, from that other Ed who had left, behind. . . suffice?
Well, not quite!
These delving, Elving Eds are naughty and, naughty’s, just not nice! Mister Santa saved their bones from freezing off, deiced
His Mrs., shy, she baked them meals These three, shriveled, little naked boys with pointy ears! But, in return one Pee Wee soaped her, saying he was queer...
That tricky little bugger who knocked her upper. . . shadowed him a wee, Pee Wee Claus while Jersey haggard his deer!
And, Edvard Ed stole Santa's maiden Elf and shoved her way down... Hear her scream, hear her holler Hear them Ho, Ho, Ho!
Three Ed’s in their stockings, South Santa left them all some dough He requests you buy, three cum back tickets "Oh please bring me back my ho!"
Frisky humour indeed in this one Kimmy friend. I can imagine that while writing this little bit of irreverent humour you were laughing your arse off! Blessings ...
Richard
Oh, boy where did this come from??? hmmm...
Is that Me, She - If so, thanks for the cute mention Kimmy Sweetie!
If not, oh well - Maybe next time!
YOu just a wild firecracker huh!
Loved this silly funny Christmas sexy hOliday poem!
Warm hugs and Warmer Blessings, Warrior Lady Sheeeoox
P.S. Even I, can't write like this, WOW!
STay Positive!
But, in return
one Pee Wee soaped her, saying he was queer...
HO, HO, HO, Indeed!!! And HOLD ON!!! I think you got that from old Edvard's version of this epic story - and he is the oldest - and you know how memory gets when we get OLD!!
I, Pee Wee Ed, truly respected old Mrs. Claus; she was like a dear old Granny to me, and you can believe what you want, but that's my story:
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Richard
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Christine
Poor Mrs. Claus, soaped. lol
God bless you. Kathy
Carole~
Is that Me, She - If so, thanks for the cute mention Kimmy Sweetie!
If not, oh well - Maybe next time!
YOu just a wild firecracker huh!
Loved this silly funny Christmas sexy hOliday poem!
Warm hugs and Warmer Blessings, Warrior Lady Sheeeoox
P.S. Even I, can't write like this, WOW!
STay Positive!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
The dickens you say,
Does anyone for sure know,
Well, around other guys he surely does glow, though...Ed
bill
one Pee Wee soaped her, saying he was queer...
HO, HO, HO, Indeed!!! And HOLD ON!!! I think you got that from old Edvard's version of this epic story - and he is the oldest - and you know how memory gets when we get OLD!!
I, Pee Wee Ed, truly respected old Mrs. Claus; she was like a dear old Granny to me, and you can believe what you want, but that's my story:
Signed, Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
PS I think that's an antler in old Edvard's pants above!!!!