I asked my friend one day,
you know, the one who thinks
man evolved from monkeys 
why he called the President
the Chimp-in Chief when both
he and the Prez had ancestors
who used to be monkeys.

He told me it was because Dubya
was a few years behind in the evolution process.
I asked him how he could beat the democrats
in the election. That pissed him off.

When he told me it was because the CIC fooled
all those stupid sheep into voting for him, I said,
“So a stupid. sheepherding. non-evolving chimpanzee
won the election twice?

“God damn right”, he said.

I said, “Who? ”