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If I Should Die Before I Go
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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I'm getting rather hungry.
Haven't eaten for awhile.
Been on the road for hours,
traveling many a mile.


I'm also very thirsty
Almost parched to death.
I feel that I am close
to taking my last breath.


My trip went well for hours.
The time flew right on by.
But now I am so lonely
I think that I might cry.


I'm really getting stiff and sore.
My back is hurting bad.
It's probably the worst trip
that I have ever had.


I fell asleep at the wheel.
I need to go to bed.
If I don't get help pretty soon
I just might end up dead.


But for now I'll have to wait
for a cop to show.
And have him make this STOP SIGN
change into a GO.


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 Reviews of "If I Should Die Before I Go"
Reviewed by Chris Fitzgerald (Reader)
Reviewed on November 18, 2006
fun ...an amusing write... been there. Chrissy

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on November 18, 2006
LOLOL, you nut. I LOVE the twist at the end! Your imagination should be copyrighted, my friend, or at least insured with Lloyds of London! Great poem.
Loveya,
CJ

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 16, 2006
Poet Rusty, thy name is tomfoolery;-) you really keep the den rocking...

ET

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on November 16, 2006
ROFL...witty and well done.


Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 16, 2006
I Almost died today wating for that stopsign to turn to go....and almost flooded my carseat...but made it in time...thank goodness I did not sneeze from the tar fumes!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on November 16, 2006
An enjoyable journey of words... L. K. Craft

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on November 16, 2006
For a moment I thought you still have that spoon in your mouth. Really Rusty, you're the funniest poet around. Victor

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 16, 2006
Can you still find some nourishment from
the spoon stuck in your mouth? LOL
Love and peace~
Kimmy

Reviewed by Zahala San Simone
Reviewed on November 16, 2006
LOL--wendi

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on November 16, 2006
you go guy!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 16, 2006
Glad to see you're using your noddel...


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