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Ode to Paris Hilton , Parts 1-3
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Just back from the days when she was in the news, I was in a limerick type mood.

There was a maid with skin so pale,
she thought she was free and out of jail.
As the world watched on CNN.com,
"It's not right" she yelled and cried "Mom",
when the judge sent her back with no avail.

 

Her tears were big and plentiful as they fell
as she was taken back to her cell.
She complained, how I am going to sleep tonight?
My skin is so dry, so red, "Its not right".
Why must I go back to my hell?

 

She is back in the news,
So get ready all you media crews.
She with her lazy eye,
this time it won't cry.
Give her money and hear her blues.

 

 


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