ROFLMAO...methinks Andy has the right thought here...LOL....
"aaahhhh my darhling...wee could make beyouuutiful musak togethar"
ya gotta watch that Pepe!....
Now that will turn your stomach! I was sitting quietly on a porch and a skunk came right in front of me. I was so still, not moving a muscle, remaining statue like. Lucky for me it didn't see me as a threat and waddled away. I left the porch. Often wondered if I met one of my power animals that day :-)
Oh, Karla, this is too funny; you got ME good on that ending! What a hySTERICally funny write; I nearly busted out laughing reading this one! (NOT a good thing to do in a LIBRARY!) Thanks for the giggle; I truly enjoyed this poem! This is most definitely a KEEPER! Into my library this goes!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D
my favorite two lines were,
"i turned to kitty, tried to blame her for it,/
her poor little nose was twisted in a knot." That is absolutely PRICELESS!! LOL What great imagery!! LOL
Rufuz was worried, he thought you were talking bad of doggies. Fortunately I have yet, nor did he, to find and be attacked by a skunk, I always worry about Rufuz, he loves to chase the animals, specially the squirrels, if one turns out to be a skunk someday, what the heck do I do, maybe move and leave him here...LOL! funny write, I needed a good laugh, thanks...Peace thru the Laugh, Ed & Rufuz
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
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Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V is humorous adult literature featuring adult content and language. The work satirizes and spoofs thirteen classic tales from U.S. and British literature, a
"aaahhhh my darhling...wee could make beyouuutiful musak togethar"
ya gotta watch that Pepe!....
Wonderful write
God Bless
~Michelle~
Pepe la pue is after you..
Smelly write Karla!!
Thanks for giving us a "smell" of it!!
Lov etinka
LOL LM*O, ROTFWHL
Oh, Karla, this is too funny; you got ME good on that ending! What a hySTERICally funny write; I nearly busted out laughing reading this one! (NOT a good thing to do in a LIBRARY!) Thanks for the giggle; I truly enjoyed this poem! This is most definitely a KEEPER! Into my library this goes!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D
my favorite two lines were,
"i turned to kitty, tried to blame her for it,/
her poor little nose was twisted in a knot." That is absolutely PRICELESS!! LOL What great imagery!! LOL