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a.p.b.
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ha' ye seen him? ye canna miss him--he's little an' he's grreen. dam leperrchaun rrun off wi' me pot o' gold. gonna call da cops. i'm gonna make a scene. ha' ye seen him? de cops hit me wi' a big ol' sheleighle. dam leperrchaun rrun off wi' me pot o' gold. 'twas dat leperrchaun's fault--don' ye believe me? ha' ye seen him? if i find him, he's gon' be grreen, black AN' blue. dam leperrchaun rrun off wi' me pot o' gold. i'm in jail 'cause i didna pay ferr me brrew. ha' ye seen him? i had money. i found it o'err de rrainbow. dam leperrchaun rrun off wi' me pot o' gold. de policeman didna believe me. oh, no! ha' ye seen him? 'cause me case comes up two weeks frrom next frriday. dam leperrchaun rrun off wi' me pot o' gold. i find him, he's gonna be de one who pays. ha' ye seen him? one thing i ha' learrn: don' drrink wi' leperrchauns. dam leperrchaun rrun off wi' me pot o' gold. i got a hangoverr dat's hangin' arroun'. ha' ye seen him? i woul' look ferr him, but me eyes kinda crrossed. dam leperrchaun rrun off wi' me pot o' gold! i'm gon' ha' leperrchaun, side o' grreen sauce!!!! HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY TO ALL MY AD FRIENDS!! (C) Copy written, 2004, by Karla Dorman. :-)

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Reviewed by P. Michaels (Reader)

Reviewed on March 19, 2004

Karla, this is really cute and well written poem for St. Patrick's day. I love it.

Love, Patty

Reviewed by Simon Thurlow (Reader)

Reviewed on March 19, 2004

Another Paddy's day poem. They seem to be the rage lately.

I suspect that many people have been seeing leprechauns since consuming large amounts of the black gold

Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen

Reviewed on March 17, 2004

LOL, cute write...
God Bless
~Michelle~

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on March 17, 2004

Just a few too many green beers will cross your eyes, but don't forget to dot your T's too...have another beer on me, fun write, Peace, Ed & rufuz

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on March 17, 2004

Delightful piece Karla!!

Happy St.Patrick's Day!!!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by na na (Reader)

Reviewed on March 17, 2004

Excellent. Well written. Bill Murray

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on March 17, 2004

Delightful! Happy St. Patrick's Day to you as well, Karla. Amour et paix. R�gis

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on March 17, 2004

top o' de mornin' to ye, karla!

a delightful write; enjoyed the luck o' de irish flavor in dis write! (SORry about YER luck, though..LOL) a happy st. paddy's day to me favorite twin in de whole wide world! luv this write; enjoyed~

(((HUGS))) and much love, from ye twin sis, karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)

Reviewed on March 17, 2004

Yes I did Karla...he's here having
a beer...LOL...love the poem...
and the green...have a great day...floria

Reviewed by Kevin Mc Crum (Reader)

Reviewed on March 17, 2004

Very cute. Happy SPD to you too!

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