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A Poet I Are
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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Now where in the world did this one come from??? A bit of sillieness--enjoy!

A poet I are.
I write of stars,
I write of cars,
close or f a r,
A poet I are.

A poet I ain't.
I'm not a saint.
I ain't, I ain't!
I feel faint,
A poet I ain't.

A poet I are.
I write in bars,
And smoke cigars,
Words bizarre,
A poet I are.

A poet I'm not.
Muse dead, was shot,
It was a plot,
Lie, I cannot,
A poet I'm not.

A poet I am!
And thank you, Ma'am,
Poetry slam!
Not a sham,
A poet I am.

(HUH????)

(C) Copy written, 2004, by Karla Dorman

*A poet, I are.  So, there.*


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 Reviews of "A Poet I Are"
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Karla,

You have great talent for creating absolutely stunning poetry!!


Hugs,

Lance

Reviewed by Mary Coe
Reviewed on September 9, 2007
Excellent write. very original.

Reviewed on May 26, 2004
sometimes silly brings best out of us instead of always being so serious. this did bring forth ya best
Tommy

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on May 26, 2004
LOL

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on May 26, 2004
Oh YES, you are, Karla!
And a very good one at humor poems.
Enjoyed this one much.

Reviewed by Evelyn Simon
Reviewed on May 25, 2004
This was very clever. It sort of reminds me of a cat in the hat
poem. Excellently written.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 25, 2004
Always knew you were a stogie smoker, but since when did you become a humoristic poet, LOL!? Always knew, for sure ma'am...Peace, Ed & Rufuz

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 25, 2004
A poet you are and also a ham;-)!!!
Great work Karla!

Reviewed on May 25, 2004
This was cute and funny Karla!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Donna Quesinberry
Reviewed on May 25, 2004
fun, fun, and fun

thanks,
d.

Reviewed by Alexander Shaumyan (Reader)
Reviewed on May 25, 2004
Yes, indeed. Poets break the laws of language to make us look at the world in a new way. Very playful and enjoyable. Love, Alex

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on May 25, 2004
LOL cute write :-)

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on May 25, 2004
a poet you am
for sure on dat,m'am...

good write

john+

Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed
Reviewed on May 25, 2004
Dr. Suess could take lessons from you Sis. This is contest material that needs to be put out there!

Enjoyable, meaningful, and FUN read.

Smiles,
cynth'ya lewis reed

Reviewed by Sandra Corona
Reviewed on May 25, 2004
Yes, you are my dear friend and so am I :)!
Sandy

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 25, 2004
VERY INTERESTING! And not too silly at all.

PS Have you noticed the weird name Tinka is using these days?!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 25, 2004
I are likings yours poeterys wery muts Karla!!
Am you Are still burning like I are does......lol!!

Love Tinka-Tonka-Stinka-Pinky pooh-Yahoo

Reviewed on May 25, 2004
Karla
This was awesome
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Rebekah Rosie Lang
Reviewed on May 25, 2004
Weird, Karla.
One of your most
interesting pieces I have seen as of late!
Thank you for all the reviews you have left for me
the past few days!

Reviewed on May 25, 2004
(((Karla)))

A Dr. Seuss feel to this charmingly clever poem! Fun write; thanks for sharing! Enjoyed! And YES, a Poet YOU ARE! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on May 25, 2004
Wonderful, just splendid, you sure are, no sham's on an ark...

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on May 25, 2004
Cute and creative. A poet you are indeed.


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