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Funny Bones ARE Funny
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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Whoever
said
that
funny
bones
are
funny?

Whack one--and you find it's not funny at all

~~WHACK~~

*DAG-GONE! MY ELBOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!*
*BLAST!!  THAT HURTS, YA KNOW???????*

(You count up to five
New words come alive)

(Your eyes go cross-wise
The pain is king-sized)

*THAT DURN OLE BOOKCASE!!!!*
(Tears run down your face)

*CONFOUND IT, THAT SMARTS!!*
(Pain's clear off the charts)

*I CAN'T FEEL MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
(As the pain expands)

(People laugh and stare
You ain't got a prayer)

Whoever
said
that
funny
bones
are
funny?

If it isn't theirs, it's funny after all!!!!!!!

(C) Copy written, 2004, by Karla Dorman.
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 Reviews of "Funny Bones ARE Funny"
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 23, 2004
OH yes, I agree herein, when someone else whacks that bone, I laugh, grudgingly, as I know it could easily be me others are laughing at, as always a good piece of everyday fun, Karla...Peace, Ed & Rufuz
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
Always wondered where that saying came from. Your right it hurts! :-) Good write.
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
I loved this poem Karla
God Bless
Michelle~
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
Well, dang nab it; I just bumped my funny bone agin - and it wasn't funny, but this is a pretty dang good poem, young lady!
Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
ok ok..........i made me laugh........this is so so cool........
I think my funny bone is in ma brain!
must account for the rattle when boogie! lol
pax A
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
HA, you're right, this is cool Karla.
Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
LOL. This is great, just great! What a sparkly mind you have.
Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
ow! What a funny subject to pick. I loved it!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
Funny indeed Karla!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
They ain't very funny Karla eh ?
Peter
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
Cute but true and I share the sentiment. Judy excellant write
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
(((Karla)))

Then people wonder why people cry when you whack your funny bone. Trust me, it is NOT one BIT funny! It HURTS!! OWIE! You described the sensation of whacking your funny bone perfectly; thanks for sharing this (slightly painful) gem! Well done! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

Does your funny bone have a magnet inside it? It seems to, the way you whack it all the time...and the one with your pinched nerve too. OW! Bet your nerve is singing...and NOT for joy either! OWIE! LOL
Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
Ouch! Lol... thanks for the laugh.
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