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First Poet
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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What????!? LOL

I writes 'em as I gets 'em.


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Before.

In the dark convolutions of thought,
There were no poems -
Only segmented fragments
of words
floating in a miasma
of confusion.

Suddenly, there was Light:

A Muse farted in the midnight black,
igniting a torch -
an imaginative stink
that caused
panic among The People
that did not have words.

They did not know what to do.

It was indescribable, this stench
until one brave soul
put a slim stick to the butt
of the
still smoldering Muse and scratched
FIRST WORDS on the floor.
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(c) 2005, Karla Dorman.

 


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 Reviews of "First Poet"
Reviewed by Rebekah Rosie Lang
Reviewed on April 26, 2005
Outrageous Karla! Love it!
Becca

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on April 20, 2005
This is such a hoot, Karla....splendid write..

Peace and love, Carole

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 20, 2005
OH I see you are treading into my neck of the woods, so to speak, LOL! I think I was the one with the original fart that ignited that torch of first poetry...or one of my far back ancestors...and if you are going to do humor, I get to do storm, Northern lights and poet poems, right...? ed

Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on April 20, 2005
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!! Where DO you come up with this stuff??????? Ha ha!!!! Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day! Love, Michelle

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on April 20, 2005
K.J.!

R.O.T.F.L.M.A.O.

good write

john+

Reviewed on April 20, 2005
LOL Karla this is too funny, glad to have my laugh for today...
God Bless
Michelle!

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on April 20, 2005
HAhahahahaha LOL! Excellent Karla, the chuckle muscles are well exercised thank you.

Paul;-]

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 20, 2005
You light up my life with a farting blaze.......lol!!

Love This One!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 20, 2005
You are tooooooooo funny!Very clever!
Full of ED M's kind of humor;-)He should love it!

Eileen

Reviewed on April 20, 2005
Karla,

Extra funny; extra well-done; very imaginative - impressive!!


Blessings my friend,

Robert

Reviewed by Emeka Nwogu
Reviewed on April 20, 2005
Is that so? Was it a rhythm, a metre, or a rhyme that was first scratched on the floor, Karla? I am laughing already.

Emeka

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on April 20, 2005
lmao
wish i wrote it..........this is a keeper!!
I was just rereading a poem about writing I never posted here, and tweeking it a bit........this is a riot! Think i will put mine out to graze for awhile lol

ty for the laugh!
anita :)

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on April 20, 2005
Ah . . . me . . . okey-dokey.

Reviewed on April 20, 2005
(((Karla)))

~Laffin' too hard to review~ GREAT write, your muse is twisted today! LOL thanks for the grins!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)
Reviewed on April 20, 2005
LOLOLOL

Joseph


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