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GETTIN' the Worm!
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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*grins*


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The Poet slept in
and so, his words were never written.
What could we have read
if the Poet hadn't stayed in bed?

The Poet slept late
and so, the book he didn't create.
What could we have read
if only the words had just been said?

The Poet snored on
through the alarm, which was set for dawn.
What could we have read
if he had crawled out from his bedspread?

The Poet slept in
and so, I wrote all the words for him.
Read MY words, instead
'cause the other guy's a sleepyhead!!!!

MORAL:  THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM.
             
(c) 2005, Karla Dorman.


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Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 1, 2005
big chuckles!!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on July 1, 2005
Delightful and true, Karla. I have at times been inspired in the middle of the night and let myself fall back to sleep only to find the inspiration had moved on in the morning. Thank you. Love and peace. Regis

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on July 1, 2005
The early bird gets the worm but the later birds get Sunflower seeds.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 1, 2005
Oh this s cute...thanks for the smile!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 1, 2005
I saw the title and thought you were trying to get a guy into bed, so help me, sorry for having a dirty old mans mind...LOL! Ed

Reviewed on July 1, 2005
Karla I loved this it was great, keep these pieces coming
God Bless
Michelle!

Reviewed on July 1, 2005
This was so cute Karla! Loved this!

Reindeer

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on June 30, 2005
sometimes a little worm can go a long way ;) cute and fun to read ...

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on June 30, 2005
Good one Karla, since I am a night person!

Peace and love, Carole

Reviewed on June 30, 2005
Karla:

This was cute, and it's got a good message as well.

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on June 30, 2005
Karla,

Yeah!! but I always sleep with one eye open. (lol) Cute write.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on June 30, 2005
Losers lose and winners . . . well, you know. good one, Karla. Inspirational if you take it to heart.

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on June 30, 2005
Kinda like the tortoise and the hare; can't imagine your brain every being turned off, Karla... if you were to be PAID for your labour of love, reckon you'd be takin ALL of us on world cruises by now! No alarm clocks for you, but, Sweetheart, maybe it's all those worms that are upsetting your tummy?! :)) Just a thought!! LOL Kate xx

Reviewed by Theresa Koch
Reviewed on June 30, 2005
He-he this is cute and quite true;)

Reviewed by Sandra Mushi
Reviewed on June 30, 2005
Lololol ... I love the naughty worm ... love your sense of humour! Great one as always Karla!



God bless,



Sandie.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 30, 2005
Great write sleepyhead! You slept in and still caught us;-) heehee

etw

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 30, 2005
I knew I should have got up earlier this morning.Good one Karla.

Felix

Reviewed by April Smith (Reader)
Reviewed on June 30, 2005
So cute...and so TRUE! Thanks for sharing! April :-)

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on June 30, 2005
Hehehe Oh I think i'll have a lie in tomorrow lol...nice one Karla.

Paul;-)

Reviewed on June 30, 2005
(((Karla)))

I love the humor in this; very cute write! BRAVA!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin sister, Karen Lynn. :D


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