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Did I Do That?
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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*hee hee* I don't know WHERE this one came from. Perhaps the beans know...LOL. I'll never tell. :)

On the fast track to nowhere
and everywhere at once,
the wind blows -
constant, this motion that
disturbs and annoys when it
launches my
skirt over my head, exposing
rocket booster sized thighs, space
themed undies
and an alien in the fart that just
wanted to take over the world ... did
I do that?
There I stand, red faced, giggling,
perhaps slightly embarrassed.
Nah.  It wasn't me - it was
a shift in the continuum:  I'll
blame the wind.

(c) 2006, Karla Dorman.


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Reviewed by R M (Reader)
Reviewed on February 10, 2006
Hello there!
I liked this poem, it was out of this world in more ways than one!
"a shift in the continuum" very clever indeed!
p.s. Thanks for your welcome!

Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)
Reviewed on January 31, 2006
LOLOLOL!!! You really crack me up Karla!

Love & Light,
Joseph

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 31, 2006
A true Ed classic.......shoudabeenatribute....lol!!

A blow of a read...toooomuch lauching can be quite musical.....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on January 31, 2006
Karla,

This poem is (no pun intended) a GAS!! LOL Fun, witty write! Well done! (Yeah, yeah, blame it on the weather...*RIGHT.* LOL Tell another story, Karla! LOL) BRAVA!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

Thanks for the *giggles* today! LOL

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on January 31, 2006
what a hoot, Karla!
love and peace...

Carole

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on January 31, 2006
lol Blame it on the weather Karla! We blame everything else on it!
Cute write...

Lisa

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on January 30, 2006
LOL...Hopin' it wasn't you, Karla, but you know what they say..."EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!! LOL
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 30, 2006
Tooooo funny but keepin it real just the same.

Felix

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 30, 2006
Well it surely wasn't me...I would "never" write a poem about farts and such...Ed )LOL(

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on January 30, 2006

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 30, 2006
hahahahaha I don't believe you wrote that, but it is hilarious!
You did some word painting Karla, I saw it as If I were there!;-)

Eileen^


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