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Fatal Attraction
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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They love me. :) *shudders*


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what IS it with me?
i mean, what is it about me
that causes them to love
me as much as i hate them?
another spider
bite.  this one right on the back.
just hope it wasn't
a brown recluse ... i'll have to
keep an eye on it.

(c) 2006, Karla Dorman.


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Reviewed on May 8, 2006
I am hoping the bite wasn't to serious, you're prayers are with me...
God Bless
Michelle!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on May 8, 2006
They use to bite me while I was sleeping. Living two floors up has helped :-)

Reviewed on May 8, 2006
Oh yes, they can be real pain in, well, wherever they get you! Nice write,
Love, Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on May 8, 2006
i am like susan, i never kill them purposely...except for the recluse, i just can't leave it and expect it to give me the same respect...

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on May 8, 2006
You and Mariah and spiders. I have to pick them up and take them outside because I don't kill them. Be careful . I've seen what a recluse can do.

Love and harmony,
Sysan

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 8, 2006
Ditto Jerry....grrrrrrr....hope you are okay!!

Love tinka

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on May 8, 2006
Keeping an eye on a spider bite on your back may proved difficult. Have you thought of being dipped in the creosote dip? LOL

Reviewed on May 8, 2006
Karla~

Maybe you smell good to the spiders, I DON'T know! LOL Sorry you got nailed by the arachnid kind again; hope your bite doesn't turn into something more serious. I'll keep you (and your back) in prayer and pray that the spiders leave you alone! Scary stuff! Very well done; love your sense of humor, even when the situation at hand is no laughing matter! Keep the spirit up!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin sister, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on May 8, 2006
Karla
The worse ones are the black widow spiders...they have little webs usually clustered on plants and pots...
Ouchh
God Bless
Peter


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