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Colostomy
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Trying to make the best of a bad situation, this twisted piece came to me the day Karen received her (unwanted) bloom. I wanted to make her laugh--it worked. LOL

'Course, she had to have a shot of Morphine afterwards, but it was worth it, to see her smile...

The best news of all, the colostomy should be able to be reversed in three to six months, dependant on how she's healing.

You pucker'd rose!  sitting
low on the gut, a bloom
gift'd by the surgeon.
So red!  releasing its
fragrance into a bag
conceal'd under the robe.
This flower!  You did not
want, but is yours -- for the
time being, anyway.

(c) 2006, Karla Dorman.  (12/1)


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 Reviews of "Colostomy"
Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on January 4, 2007
This was certainly penned with love and all of the best intentions -- I'm glad she could share the humor in such a bad situation. Love to you, Karla!
CJ

Reviewed by E. Richardson
Reviewed on January 1, 2007
lol...god bless you both Lady Buckeye...only you and your wonderful, creative mind could write this piece...

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on January 1, 2007
You are a treasure for sure. HUGS

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 1, 2007
You surely exhibit a lot of spirit, Karla. Happy New Year to you,

Regis

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on December 31, 2006
Oh you can write about anything Poetess.
:)
happy Blessed new year for you both
Joselyn

Reviewed by Daring Sunshine
Reviewed on December 31, 2006
Giggle! Even there with you, so much I admire your strength - - in the good times and in the bad!
Peace,Grace,Love,
Sharon

Reviewed on December 31, 2006
Karla:

You are a wonderful and caring sister. Karen is a lucky girl to have you as a sister, and you are also very lucky to her. I'm envying your closeness. I wish my sister and I share the same closeness.

I'm glad in the midst of the misery you were able to draw humour and put a smile on Karen's face. She needed that.

I will continue to pray for both of you.

Love,
Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed on December 31, 2006
A rare glimpse into a stoical, and light hearted approach to the harder edges of life.

May good health be steadily restored to Karen throughout 2007, and a Happy New Year to you both and kin.

Regards
Dai

Reviewed by Carmen Ruggero
Reviewed on December 30, 2006
You're a trooper, Karla. Karen is one lucky girl to have you close to her.

Carmen

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on December 30, 2006
Though colostomy is often a life-saving procedure, it carries with it a fairly high degree of humiliation also. None of us want to have to deal with the sorts of negatives associated with that surgery. Thankfully, for Karen, it is only a temporary situation. I have a friend who had cancer and in her early 30's she was given a colostomy and she will be living with it for the rest of her years. The positive side is that she has 3 young boys she will be able to see grow up. The negative is that it has sort of taken the romance out of her marriage. I pray that Karen will be able to look beyond the negatives of her surgery and focus on her future with the knowledge that this is a temporary inconvenience. I'm rooting for you Karen!!! Be strong and comfortable with yourself through this difficult time.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed on December 30, 2006
Karla I loe the way you are able to turn something horrible into laughter, it is true that laughter is one of the most powerful medicines
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 30, 2006
Karla you are a treasure! What a great attitude. It will see you through, dear one, as you support your sister the way you have. She is blessed to have you. karen I'm so glad you were able to laugh, for it is the best medicine, and we need to get our minds off the negative and into a mood of positivity. God bless you for the great strength you've shown through your trials.
Happy New Year!
Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on December 30, 2006
Ah Karla, this is so sad to me, so many of my friends had to pass through such interventions. I pray to God that as you said, this is reversible. To God all is possible and I have also seen it happen. Happy 2007 to you and your sister. Victor

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on December 30, 2006
Hee, hee, I know you miss her
when she is not there.
Happy 2007 to you both!
YF
Ron

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on December 30, 2006
When we laugh at the cuves life throws at us we sometimes hit a home run as you have in this light hearted write.

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on December 30, 2006
I agree with Lena, sometimes laughter is the best medicine...this is temporary is a positive...I have a friend that we go to church with who is enduring the same as Karen, I might share this with him, he also loves to laugh..great write. Again, so glad that your back at the den...and your sister is as we say here in Kentucky on the mend.
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by H. Lena Jones
Reviewed on December 30, 2006
Laughter is often the best medicine, I find. But for Karen, this too will pass. I remember when I had to have a tube stuck down my throat and had to write notes because my throat was too soar and I didn't want to speak. Laughter came when my precious brother began write notes back to me...you see, there was nothing wrong with my hearing, was there? Oh well! You did well to make your sister smile even in her discomfort.

God Bless sweet lady...
LOL
Lena

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 30, 2006
I am sure she knew how much you wanted to ease her suffering and that you were there for her no matter what. Cute little gift to offer for her smile.

Fee

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 30, 2006
Thanks for sharing the humor side of a very stressed situation!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on December 30, 2006
Having worked in the health care prof... I know humor is the best medicine, but still, it's hard sometimes. All the best to you, my dear, God Bless, Holly

Reviewed on December 30, 2006
Karla,

Thanks for the grins; the colostomy may be a pain, but at least it is reversable; gotta' look at the positives! Very cute poem; enjoyed; saving this one! BRAVA; very well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

*I got a colostomy for Christmas....* *giggle*

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 30, 2006
This flowery ode made me smile, and glad to hear Karen smiled, too!

Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Reviewed on December 30, 2006
Karla, I'm about one more operation away from a colostomy and I have to tell you, humor is the best medicine. I've had crohns for about 40 years and have found that once we 'digestive challenged'(smiles) people accept what is, it gets all better. Loved the ditty.
Rusty

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on December 30, 2006
Humor is good for what ails. Wishing you and Karen Lynn a healthy and prosperous New Year, Karla. Blessed Be.

Sage


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