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God Hates Texas
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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Texas weather: gotta love it. :)


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God Hates Texas

...I think, mean really hate, hate
it:  why else would we flood in
heat or roast in wet?  Why else
would summer freeze and winter
burn?  Why else would we get blown
away by stilled conditions
or go outside to play in
tornadoes and hurricanes?
Never a dull moment, here:
God must hate Texas.  He must --

(c) 2007, Karla Dorman (8/14)


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Reviewed on September 3, 2007
I agree with George, so I let him speak, he is much more fluent in Texan! Hey cheer up, you can't have it both ways, everything is bigger in Texas, is'nt it? Ha! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
God -- hating - an oxymoron.
He did promise rainbows as a reminder not to eliminate us.

Kathy

Reviewed by Michael Guy
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
Nature's wrath (not God's, but I get the image) can be pretty bad in Florida too, but true, You Tx'rs have the Rivers and the Floods. Nothing floods like a Texas River (or a TS over Houston in 2001!) You have my sympathies; ain't gonna abate any time soon either.

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
It seems that devestation is everywhere! We are under a severe drought, everything seems to be drying up before our very eyes...the large farms are really suffering, crops are nearly destroyed! I wonder if God is trying to get peoples attention...I wonder if time is coming to a close...I wonder if He is getting ready to come get His children and take them home...I don't know but surely hope is in sight!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
God ain't hate Texas, just the man on Washington White Tepee, he is punishing his tribe so they will be one day feed up of all the misery and kick his butt but God, I mean Good!
Georg

Reviewed by Art Hernandez
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
I don't know Karla....but someone says we live in hEl Paso Tx....either way since Texas is the biggest state it is no wonder we have the most of everything...even Nature's wrath is BIG in Texas....as you say never a dull moment here...

nice work Karla.....




Art Sun...

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
Could it be because the Bush boys live there?

Walt

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on August 30, 2007
Giggle! God just wants to keep the sparkle of interest in our lives Doesn't wants us to be bored, ya know. I mean, we've got IT ALL right here - every kind of landscape. Deserts, forests, mountains, lakes, rivers, and some ocean-front to die for. God does not wish for us to become complacent or bored. There's nothing like the threat of a possible tornado ... to keep us "interested!"

Hugs to the Storm Spinner!
Ted

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on August 30, 2007
The Devil hates texas as things are bigger than him there. I love Texas and it takes a strong and intense person to live there. Love,
Susan...besides, my dad was born in Texas so part of my heart is there.

Reviewed on August 30, 2007
LOL love this write, I am praying for you we had a little rain, but its still hotter than blazes here and California, I am looking forward to a cool down
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on August 30, 2007
That as maybe, but why does Texas have the most Miss America's, the friendliest folk, and miss worlds in every church and mall, and damn right everywhere...

I loved storm chasing at nights over there, as i've always said if america had english NHS, i'd live in Texas and no where else, it's unique and beautiful, and the accent is to die for... i did fall in love with a lass over there, but she went to boston with the first church of america....never found a lass like her since, now that was 20 yr back-ish....Still am contemplating at Dyess AFB, with boeing military...hah hah i'd be round for tea and crumpets..lol, get the kettle on...

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on August 30, 2007
Na, just wants to keep us all on our toes and give us something to do....

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on August 30, 2007
This world is out of course, but love is unconditional.Its our planets life in transition,waiting for the Lords return. enjoyed

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on August 30, 2007
We recognize love as well as hate...it is the dull moment when I sometime feel hate...lost. In strength...appreciate the forces...know that however...He is thinking of you.
You honest thoughts well taken.
John

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 30, 2007
God, and Mother Nature, seem to hate all of us these days. We best all Repent - right now!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 30, 2007
I wanted to comment favorable, but Jeanette has sour'd the wine with her idiotic prattle. Actually God loves Texas, because He knows Texas can withstand all the plagues He gives to it . . . Well, why not? Makes as much sense as some people . . .

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Reviewed on August 30, 2007
I can imagine how folks might feel that way--that God hates Texas--and maybe a few other places as well. At the risk of being contrary, I rather think he's giving mankind free rein to make choices and then do as he pleases, and we've used our freedoms o corrupt the atmosphere and the earth and are beginning to get feedback from our expeditious adventures.


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