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Bah, HUMbugs
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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I'm dreaming of a White Christmas ...


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Winter should not be this
warm, this long - should have cold
and snow.  Hard to get in
the Christmas Spirit when
high temperatures are
in the seventies - the
only icicles seen
are ones of light lining
houses, decorated ...
snowmen are stranded on
vast fields of green; candy
canes are not melted by
the sun ... Santa Claus looks
out of place when you see
everyone wearing shorts.
All except him, poor guy,
having to drag around
a sack of toys in the
Texas h e a t.  Bah, humbugs,
I heard him exclaim - yeah,
Santa, know the feeling.

(c) 2007, Karla Dorman (12/1)
 

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 Reviews of "Bah, HUMbugs"
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 2, 2007
This time last year it was 72 degrees here too, but this year so far it is hard to get above freezing...but Ruffie loves the cold...E

Reviewed on December 2, 2007
Love this heartfelt write Karla!
I can understand this!
and all I know, I have to looking at my Christmas Cards!
Older ones, with Snow Scenery!
Still praying for many miracles at your end Sweetie!
Warm hugs and Warmer Blessings, Warrior PURPLE Lady Sheeeooxoo

STay Positive!

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on December 2, 2007
We had snow last night and I would be glad to send some to you...
peace and love, Carole~

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on December 2, 2007
Believe or not, I saw Santa wearing speedos (he a gentile!!!)
Georg

Reviewed on December 1, 2007
Praying for a white christmas for you and Karen
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on December 1, 2007
I still remember Christmas in New York city in 1963
it was 60 degrees likea summer day
now I spend them in 80 degree weahter
Love & Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on December 1, 2007
Santa doesn't have air conditioning on that sled, poor guy! And that suit> He needs a pair of shorts and a t-shirt and, even a pait of flip flops. I would suspect he could use a pair of Oakleys too and a visor. Can't you see him in a ponytail too!
See what you started Karla. I'm trying to dress out Santa too.
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on December 1, 2007
Gunna be tough on the sleigh too.

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 1, 2007
we are having our first snow tonight, it is lovely and has made me feel a bit more in the holiday mood

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 1, 2007
Yea think I'll keep my furs and velvet suit and stay up here in the Northland...-9 Celsius tonight.

Fee

Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on December 1, 2007
Ha, this is funny. Santa should stay out of Texas and stay in Boston, Wisconsin towns, etc.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 1, 2007
A wonderful whining poem;-)We get no snow here so I just imagine it...hahaha! If I need a fix of snow i go to the mountains and get it.

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed on December 1, 2007
Karla,

I know how you feel, o, boy! I wish we'd get a white Christmas too, but it looks like we'll only have one in our dreams! Wish we'd leave this Texas heat and enjoy some REAL winter weather! I sure do miss it, as I know you do! BAH the Humbugs, indeed! (Not the write, just the weather!) Very well penned; brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin sis, Karen Lynn. :(

Reviewed by Charlie
Reviewed on December 1, 2007
Cold here--but only a skiff of snow--easy foraging for the buffalo, but no shadows on the white-breasted snow of reindeer. --Charlie

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on December 1, 2007
Yep. And if it snowed and snarled traffic, you'd be complaining about that . . . Besides, what the heck are us southerners supposed to do Christmastime . . . Move north for it? . . . God and Santa still visits and we still get into the spirit . . .

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on December 1, 2007
Ohh, I'm sorry Karla! I can hear your sadness. Everyone should have snow for x-mas. I'd be happy to send you a cooler full of fresh white Utah powder.
R~


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