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Unwanted Christmas Gift
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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Merry Christmas to me! LOL

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... cold.  Not only outside (21 degrees),
but inside, as well.  In my nose.  Nothing
better to do but catch something unwanted -
can't regift.  No Chinese gift exchanges, here.
No one wants the runny nose or sneezes or sore
throat.  Guess this is one I'll have to keep myself ...

(c) 2007, Karla Dorman (12/23)
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Reviewed by Rafika Anderson (Reader)
Reviewed on December 24, 2007
I got that same gift a week ago, Karla. I did manage to craftily give it away, though. Love the photo. If only everyone in our lives came to us wrapped in ribbon! LOL!
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
Karla the picture is adorable the cold is no fun though
God Bless
Michelle~
Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
Karla, Cute picture, I am wishing you wellness also on this holiday.. Stay warm and drink lots of liquids..
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"
Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
I too am one of the group with holiday colds...feel better soon!
peace and love, Carole~
Reviewed by Jean Pike
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
Karla, if it makes you feel any better, I've got one heck of a Christmas cold myself. As thy say, misery loves company! But the kitten picture sure made me smile.
Happy *achoo* Holidays!
Reviewed by Staci Gansky-Wagner
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
Feel better. I love the pic!
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
awwwwe i feel sad with you(:...hope it clears up soon and you bounce back to the storm spinning spitfire we all love!

Have a Blessed Christmas!

Love,
Eileen
Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
Wahhhh!!!!! I hope you get some relief from the miserables - the cold and the sneezing, I mean!!!

Wishing you and Karen a Wonderful Christmas and Happy New Year!!!

Love,

Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
cute write! i didn't know it got that cold in texas!
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
Karla,

Get well soon my friend. Cute kitten. Peace, Love and Blessings Always,Paul.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
Zat time 'o da year . . . Dear . . . A-Choooooooo
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
Awwwwwwwww...I think you are not the only one with the same unwanted gift this time of year!!

Hope you sneeze it away soon!!

Love sTinky
Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
Nothin' worse than a snot nose! Hope you feel better, soon!
Merry Christmas, my dear Karla!
Love,
Becca~
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
Karla~

Oh, ICK. Sick--and on Christmas! NOT good! Lucky you!! Just don't give it to me; doooooooooooooooon't want it! But I'll take that cute little murry kitty any day! AWWWWW!! Too cute; reminds me a little of my Cajie! Very well penned, enjoyed!

Merry Christmas, may Santa bring you extra Kleenex! :)

(((Long distance Hugs))) and much love, your (sympathetic) twink, Karen Lynn. :)

AccchCHOOOOO!!!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
Keep that cold in Texas, both kinds...Ed & Rufuz
Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
Hot toddies all around!!!
Love,
annie
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
Hope you feel better soon, I too have had the runny nose, sneezing and itchy eyes...ooh and those late night coughing sessions...but things are looking up. Merry Christmas my dear friend!
Blessings,
Joyce B.
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