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Happy New Knees
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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May your year start off with laughter. :)

Image (c) 2007, Karla Dorman


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H A P P Y  N E W  K N E E S
~
Since they don't work as well as
they once did, going the way of
youth, hope someone is kind and
wishes me Happy New Knees to
replace the ones I'm stuck with.

(c) 2007, Karla Dorman (12/31)
 


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 Reviews of "Happy New Knees"
Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on January 1, 2008
Happy New Knees, and I will send you Reiki energy to help you ease some of that pain. Much love, light, and Peaceful New Year Blessings,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on January 1, 2008
lol...I'm in the market for a new back. (Heard you are too.) Great fun, this one! Hugs:) Sheila

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
Happy New Years to you and they do make new parts for old knees now. Good luck with some. Lady J

Reviewed on December 31, 2007
LOL I can relate thanks for the laugh, laughter is indeed a needed medicine especially in this day and age
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
Happy New KNees and even a year thrown in for great expectations and love.
Blessings!
Susan

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
...and a Happy New Knees to you Karla...you are the bees knees!
John

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
Happy New Knees...

love,Carole~

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
Happy new knees all the way....I touch my heart and cross my knees as I say this!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
New Knees and a right-royal Knees-Up to kick the New Year off with, Karla... unless anyone's wondering... "Knees-Up" means "party" in this corner of the world! :)) Keep smiling through, Honey; knees become positively double-jointed when you're falling about laughing! HAPPY NEW KNEES! Love, Kate xx

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
Happy New Year to you Karla, and I hope you get your new knees too.

Peace,
Dan

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
Happy New Knees...Oh yes please for you and meeeese!
LOL Hugs and best wishes for 2008
Chezzzzza

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
I sure hope you get your happy knees, :) (: < < < <those are your knees,, happy ones,,

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
Haha!! Not laughing at ya, Karla . . . It is just the request . . . gotta love it . . . Hope your knees all the success in the world . . .

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
My mom is hoping for the same this year, I hope she gets them and you do as well. Happy New Year to you and Karen.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
Happy New Knees...AND... Happy 2008, Karla!

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
Japanese are better than
No knees.

Walt

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
Well I am wishing for a new heart but if not I will survive with the one I got...I still like life and living...Happy New Years kiddo.

fee

Reviewed by Rafika Anderson (Reader)
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
Happy New Knees
Happy Honey Bees
Happy Young Trees
Happy Blue Cheese!

Reviewed on December 31, 2007
Karla~

Here's wishing you a very happy '2008' and a pair of new knees can't hurt either! (Or a whole new BODY, as in your case!) LOL Very well penned and imaged; love the pic! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin (who understands about knee pain), Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
Wow, I'm First - Happy New Knees! Oh, and Happy New Year, too.


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