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Taxed
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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Gotta rant ... numbers driving me crazy! Feel like the kitty in the picture.

Image (c) 2005, Karla Dorman


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They say numbers don't lie.  They
obviously haven't seen mine ... do
the math, everytime, come up with
a different result.  F r u s t r a t e d/
frustrating.  'Bout ready to pull my
hair out.  Why aren't they adding up?
One minute, getting money back; the
next ... owe??  Can't figure it out ...

Need a break.  Write a poem.  Nuts.
Again, numbers giving me fits.  Meter,
sometimes.  Rhyme, once in a while.
Subject matter.  Perhaps that's it ...
let me go back and check.  Dammit,
still not coming out right.  Wish I
could write something worth reading.
Perhaps taxes, easier.  Maybe not ...

all I know is I'm thoroughly confused.
Calgon!  Where are - take me away!

(c) 2008, Karla Dorman (2/3)

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 Reviews of "Taxed"
Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on February 5, 2008
Cute Karla,, You do have a way with words!....M

Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on February 4, 2008
This one made me laugh. :~)
Hope you got those taxes figured out!
Cryssa

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on February 4, 2008
...brilliant deduction...in hopes of a return...in this pen Karla.
John

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on February 3, 2008
Aaaarrgghhhhh taxes..... it's that time of year again, ain't it?
**think I'm gonna go hide**
Becca~

Reviewed on February 3, 2008
Karla this is a great write, thank you for sharing it...
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on February 3, 2008
lol,, I agree with Ed.

Reviewed by Sandra Corona
Reviewed on February 3, 2008
People say I'm nuts but, I LOVE numbers, doing taxes and tedious work. Breathe deeply, in and out, free your mind of all but the questions and answers ... use two different calculators to verify your figures and viola--DONE!
In 'business' we were taught how to do our taxes. I was a freshmen in high school and have done mine/ours ever since. Been offered jobs doing taxes but, hey, some people aren't honest and no way do I wish to take on the U.S. Government!
:)Smile ... it looks becoming on you, dear :)!

Love,
Sandy

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on February 3, 2008
I Know the feeling. With bme it's an old employer who is lazy in getting me my W2...Lamar Outdoor. Well, with the tax rebate you should be good for $600 this year!

Love and blessings!
Susan

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on February 3, 2008
LOL... Do yanks have to work out your own taxes... Yikes if so...

Reviewed on February 3, 2008
Karla~

We both need to learn to count the blessings that God's given to us. We may not have much money, but we have a roof over our heads, food in our tummies, each other. We also have God. What more can we want, need?? I know it's frustrating; I wish I could do more to help you, but untill approved for SSDI, I can't. That's the most frustrating aspect of this whole deal. You're trying your best; that's all that matters. God understands, and so do I.

And as far as your poetry, every word you write is worth reading. God gave you a gift. Don't throw it away!

Very well penned; I hear you, baby girl! Rant away, it'll make you (And me) feel better!

(((HUGS))), much love, and many prayers~ As always, your twink, Karen Lynn. :(

Adorable picture! AWWWWWW!!!! *purring*

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on February 3, 2008
And just maybe they try to confuse us on purpose? Maybe that hot bath is just what's needed, Karla.

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on February 3, 2008
They make them that way on purpose, to support the CPA's, tax lawyers...you know there had to be a lawyer in ther somewhere.

Walt

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on February 3, 2008
a very timely write! well expressed frustration-i'd go with the numbers that give you money back!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 3, 2008
As a mathematician I treat number like they were unruly teenagers, trying to understand what the hell are they saying and why they cgange their minds so often.
The heavy numbers I treat like they were virginal spinsters waiting for the right equation to come along.
And then...I cross my fingers.

Georg

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 3, 2008
Just don't put that extremely worried looking kitty in that tub with you and Calgon! And may those numbers finally add up in your favor. (WHen you get them that way, hurry up and send that paperwork in.)

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on February 3, 2008
Isn't it fun, this poem sure was. Love, Bonnie


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