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amusement park adventure
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now i know i shouldn't be here, perhaps, methinks, it's much too late... perhaps i should have changed my mind before loading at the entrance gate... when my friends called me a chicken, they dared me a double dog dare... "you won't ride this ride," they all jeered, "biggest coaster in the world? you're scared!!!!" and now we're climbing up the hill, and i don't see the end in sight... is there any way off this thing?? oh, shit...damn!! i can't believe the height--!! AHHH!! why is this thing slowing down? i thought rollercoasters were fast... i don't think i'm gonna like this... this ride's gonna kick me in the aaaaaass!!!! we're screamin' down the other side, we're kickin' into hyperdrive... how much longer can this thing last??? i hope i get off this ride alive!!! down the hill, and up another, this damn thing throws me side to side... crap!!, i'm comin' outta my seat!! whose idea was it to ride this ride?? i know that my life is over, i didn't think i'd die like this... better start confessin' my sins, as we plunge down another abyss. my face is a mask of pure terror, tears are now streamin' from my eyes... riding partner screams, "ain't this fun??" as i feel my stomach contents rise... needless to say, i hurled and hurled, and lots of folks were pissed at me... so thankful when the ride ended, when one ride and rider disagreed!!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------
thank God this has only happened to me once. (and once was enough, thank you very much!) it wasn't the biggest coaster in the world, but the seats were reversed, so we were riding backwards...i don't do backwards very well. :) i still like rollercoasters. except the mantis. i don't do stand up rollercoasters either. :)

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Reviewed by Nancy Pawley (Reader)

Reviewed on August 1, 2002

What a ride.and the poem was thrilling as well.
Nancy

Reviewed by Gumby Pokey (Reader)

Reviewed on July 30, 2002

this was just too funny I almost wet my little clay pants oh wait i don't have pants.Oh Oh CLEAN UP IN AISLE 6

Reviewed by Claywoman (Reader)

Reviewed on July 30, 2002

Karla, I remember when i was young (yes, they had roller coasters then...lol) I loved roller coasters, I also loved standing at the top of a ski run and looking almost straight down...Then I grew up! Roller coasters are fun but so is slamming your finger into a door!...lol Your poem reminded me of the reason I don't ride any more!

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on July 30, 2002

that's why i won't go on a coaster ;)

Reviewed by m w

Reviewed on July 30, 2002

There is a humorist in you. Love when you let her out to play.

Reviewed by Larry Skahill

Reviewed on July 30, 2002

well written to the point that I almost got sick - I hate roller coasters

Reviewed by Amor Sabor

Reviewed on July 30, 2002

Karla??? Is this what I come back to? This is one of your best and I loved it.
Amor

Reviewed by Dens Dreamweaver (Reader)

Reviewed on July 29, 2002

OMG now I think I am gonna be sick <grin> absolutely wonderful write!

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on July 29, 2002

I kept trying to stop reading! they scare me to death..but you took me with you and i had the time of my life! absolutely involving and real.. conversation.. everything! I may go again! great write!katy.

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers

Reviewed on July 29, 2002

Karla, I laughed and am still laughing,,this was hilarious,,ofcourse I know you didn't think so at the time,,Loved it! Lisa

Reviewed by Sailor Neptune (Reader)

Reviewed on July 29, 2002

Have fun and this was pure enjoyment I
can't remeber smiling and giggling so much.
GC

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on July 29, 2002

absolutely hysterical write!! l laughed my way through this entire thing; i could just imagine the poor person's face (especially when he puked all over the others!!). glad that has never happened to *ME*(although, when i ride the wicked twister, you *KNOW* i won't be eating anytime before i ride it, or **UURRRPPPP*). *NASTY*!!!!!!!!!!! love, a fellow roller coaster junkie (and your twin), karen lynn.

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