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Failed Audition
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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Got to find some humor in the storm. Just don't ask me to sing. LOL

Image (c) 2005, Karla Dorman


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The sky only knew one way to
go - down.  It funneled to ground,
a mad/swirl of confusion and
chaos as it pressed close to the
heart of fear.  I sang in concert
with wailing sirens, a duet
not worth Idolizing, to hear
my twin tell it:  she said it was
worse than the tornado.  Simon
Cowell would agree.  It was bad.
More than.  Paula and Randy might
be more sympathetic.  Voice was
a little shaky - could blame nerves.
Did not make it to the next round.

(c) 2008, Karla Dorman (4/11)

 

 


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 Reviews of "Failed Audition"
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on April 13, 2008
How you sang is not important. That you survived to sing again is. "Could blame nerves", I'll say. Be safe, give thanks. Jon Michael Willey

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on April 13, 2008
Karla,
This is a very creative idea. I'm a big fan of Idol, so this poem touched down with me:)
Sheila

Reviewed on April 13, 2008
creatively crafted poem with wonderful images. Your brother and friend Abdi-Noor

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on April 12, 2008
...well the viewers voted...and Karla..."You Are Safe!"
great write...
John

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on April 12, 2008
wonderful write!!

Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on April 12, 2008
Great images with clever useage and message.......M

Reviewed by Bernice Angoh
Reviewed on April 12, 2008
lol, very clever missy!

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on April 12, 2008
You're funny. The sounds of nature are awesome when fear isn't associated with her moods. I'll bet you two are hilarious when things like this happed.
Love and blessings!
Susan

Reviewed by Robert Wilson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 12, 2008
Hi Karla--No tornados here. Bright sunny day. I'm a bit down but I'm going outside and get some light. I read somewhere that people who live in violent climates choose to for the thrill of danger and the fact that it brings people closer together. Yes? :)

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on April 12, 2008
Karla this is most creative,, Enjoyed Much!!!
Love, Christine

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on April 12, 2008
Terrifying write that only you could have painted for us. Thank you for letting us in. Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Reviewed on April 12, 2008
You paint a scary picture and I can just imagine the sensitivity of ripe nerves and fear. (In my younger days, we used to have storm party gatherings. As long as the beer got passed around no one seemed afraid.)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 12, 2008
Humor is good, but I still wanna hear ya sing!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on April 12, 2008
Too funny but truly real write, it is often funny how fantasy world of TV can paralell reality of nature.

Fe

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on April 12, 2008
lady of the sky!!!!
at least you gave it a try!!!
as nature sighed!!!
lol
pax A

Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan
Reviewed on April 12, 2008
I read this, laughing, as the thunderboomers were shaking things up over our way and my brother's dog was trying to tear down the door to get in (we let her in). Like Regis and Paul, I enjoy a good storm, too, but only if they harm no one. Rebecca

Reviewed by R Beeman
Reviewed on April 12, 2008
ah, still there is much beauty to behold in the nature of a storm. power and light exposes our weaknesses.

always,
randy

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 12, 2008
Karla, have you noticed that when it doesn't rain you never get wet?
And that when it does, people tends to go faster?
By the way...thanks for the smile this morning.

Georg

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on April 11, 2008
Wonderful to keep your sense of humor!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on April 11, 2008
just experienced a series thunderbolts about 15 minutes ago so i found your poem timely ... nice one, Karla ...

Reviewed on April 11, 2008
We just had thunder and nightning about two hours ago here in Toronto Canada. I hope the weekend is going to be nice.

Praying for you and Karen,

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Charlie
Reviewed on April 11, 2008
Funnel-in, Karla. Just focus on your goal and wreak your havoc. Write your epitaphs on the walls in image-dripping poetry. (Have no idea what I mean by that... I'm just waxing eloquent... don't mind me) For sure, you're poem's inspiring. --Charlie

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on April 11, 2008
Well, I did not have to wait for morning to come before the garbage pails got picked up! They were long gone before waking up, never to be found again. Wonderful write as always....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on April 11, 2008
"...she said it was
worse than the tornado"

LOL

It is a good thing that you have a sense of humor!

Ted

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on April 11, 2008
You know, What's so great about being an American IdoL? too many people screaming over you...I bet you have a wonderful voice, to heck with Simon anyway..Nice pic.
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed on April 11, 2008
"Failed Audition" hello there Karla enjoyed your penning. Oh and what an awesome pic~amazing.
Glad that you are still enjoying your photography and sharing your lovely words.

Take care watch out for that lightening...smile. Thank you and sis both for the prayers.

Sincerely,
~Gwendolyn


Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on April 11, 2008
Funny girl... I am glad you still have your sense of humor!
Cryssa

Reviewed on April 11, 2008
Karla...
Aww...I have had moments like that myself
& I was bad let me tell you, but I laughed at myself :)
I Do Love To Sing Though, Oh yeah!!
Where is that Karaoke Microphone?
I Love To Sing Eagles & Shania :)
Embraced ~ Embrassé
Vickie

Reviewed on April 11, 2008
Karla~

*Laffin' too hard to review* Seriously, though, your voice isn't THAT bad!! At least you survived to sing another day!~ LOL Very cute write; well penned/illustrated! BRAVA, Karla!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twink, Karen Lynn. :D

You'll always be MY American Idol! :)

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on April 11, 2008
Strangely enough, I have to agree with Regis. I love a good old fashioned storm. As long as no one is hurt and property isn't threatened, give me a grand old, mean thunderstorm every other day. Makes the blood boil.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 11, 2008
Hey Karla. You will think I am crazy but I miss the storms of my childhood on the prairies of northern Alberta. Wow. Could they be wild. Not as mean as yours, though. Love and best wishes,

Regis


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